is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do
i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way
i mean it
what the fuck can they not do
they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc
i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”
"talk dirty to me"
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
i cant handle this